Category: Humor

“Yeah, I’d definitely get that looked at. I don’t think it’s supposed to be that color.”

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The first 8 minutes…

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“Lady, I don’t care who you are, but I am not your Uber, so get the fuck out of my car!”

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“Wow, mom, I didn’t think you’d be able to fit Timmy in there…at least not in one piece!”

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“I’d sooner go to a bukakke party hosted by the Trump brothers.

And go suck on a mint, will ya? Your breath smells like a rotting corpse!”

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Mrs. Bommer adjusted her housedress and smiled as she thought, “I don’t even care if Dale sees the wet spot on the couch!” as Jimmy hurried back to his bike.

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Give this man an Emmy!

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“No, Marjorie. I will not ‘do that thing with my tongue’ again.  For the last time,  we were in college and I was drunk!”

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“Hurry up, Frank! He’s almost in to the elbow!”

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Everyone was so much happier once Frank had the crew build those steps on the inside of the construction fence.

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“Mmm…medical grade. That will make it easy to wash all the blood down the drain.”

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