Just Sayin'
Can You Blame Them?
From WSJ:
A New CEO Says Employees Can't Work Remotely After All, and They Revolt
After insurer Farmers Group told staff last year they would be remote, some sold cars or moved to new cities
Farmers Group Chief Executive Raul Vargas sees in-office work as a driver of collaboration, creativity and innovation. Photo: Farmers Group Inc
After insurance-industry company Farmers Group told employees last year that most of them would be remote workers, many made significant lifestyle changes in response to the policy. Some sold their cars, others expanded home offices or moved their families to new cities.
Then last month, Raul Vargas, who recently took over as chief executive, said he was reversing the approach. He would require the majority of Farmers employees to be in the office three days a week.
Some workers said on the internal social network that they are prepared to quit their jobs. Others have called for unionizing.
"I was hired as a remote worker and was promised that was the company culture moving forward," a worker who specializes in medical claims posted. "This is seemingly a power move that is frankly disgusting."
Another employee in the claims division wrote: "I sold my house and moved closer to my grandkids. So sad that I made a huge financial decision based on a lie."
In an email to employees viewed by the Journal, Vargas explained his decision, saying he believed in the importance of in-office work for "collaboration, creativity and innovation."
The company will have "the opportunity to combine the best of both worlds—all that we've gained from flexible and virtual work with all the teamwork and collaboration we get when we work together in the office," Vargas said.
A Farmers spokeswoman said the new system will include about 60% of the company's U.S. workforce of about 22,000 employees. She pointed out that the announced policy wouldn't go into effect until September, giving workers three months to adjust and make arrangements.
Farmers believes that as business conditions change, "so must business approaches," the spokeswoman said. Employees said the shift is unfair because they made life decisions based on statements made by the company that the remote policy would be permanent.
The uproar at Los Angeles-based Farmers represents an emerging tension point in the return-to-office saga. New management teams are imposing stricter workplace policies on employees who counted on more-flexible work regimens being permanent. Chief executives Robert Iger at Walt Disney Co. and David Risher at Lyft also have faced pushback from some employees after recently announcing stricter office policies.
Office landlords applaud these decisions. They see the return-to-office push by new bosses as a crucial step toward reversing the slide in rent prices, occupancy levels and property values.
But the reaction by Farmers' workforce shows the determination by many employees to resist these efforts. While the pushback is most intense against companies trying to restore the five days a week in the office, hybrid workplace strategies have also triggered protests, petitions, walkouts and other harsh employee responses, say corporate recruiters and human-resources executives.
In Seattle last week, hundreds of Amazon.com workers held a lunchtime demonstration against the company's policy returning employees to the office three days a week. New York City Mayor Eric Adams also said last week that thousands of employees at city agencies would be allowed to work remotelytwice a week, departing from the previous policy requiring them to be in the office five days after workers complained.
Many employees see mandates to be in the office even three or four days a week as "a betrayal of trust," said Dan Kaplan, a senior client partner at Korn Ferry, one of the world's largest recruiting firms. "You said I wouldn't have to do that. We're just as productive," he said of the worker perspective. "Why should that have to change?"
With the job market tight, businesses are taking these reactions seriously. In an April survey by Korn Ferry, 72% of workers said they would choose a job with a lower salary if it offered flexibility to work from home, while 58% said going back to the office would have a negative impact on their mental health.
On the other hand, in some industries, most companies are adopting hybrid workplace policies, limiting the workers' ability to switch jobs to continue working from home. Insurance is one of these. In May, 52% of insurance companies had mandated hybrid arrangements, up from 34% in February, according to Scoop Technologies, a software firm that developed an index monitoring workplace strategies of close to 4,500 companies.
And what do I have to say to this?
They Have Played Us For Absolute Fools
Tuesday
All Hail the Jobless Employed
This is a long read, but when I stumbled upon it, I was drawn in. I kept nodding my head, thinking, "This is me."
From Vox:
In theory, Nate works 40 hours a week in the operations department at a major fintech company. In reality, Nate works one hour a day at most. He moseys over to his computer whenever he gets an alert on his phone that he's got a task to complete. Otherwise, he spends most of the day doing, basically, whatever he feels — he sleeps in, he watches TV, he does household chores. His only real restriction is that he can't stray too far from home in the event he is needed for something.
"I don't have a problem with being asked to do work; it's just I'm not really being asked," he says. Maybe he could take more initiative and try to take on more, but he gets good performance reviews and raises as it is, so he figures, why bother? Plus, it's not like he can waltz up to his boss to announce there's no real business reason for his existence. "How do I initiate that conversation that's, 'Hey, I haven't been doing much of anything this whole time, I need more to do'? You don't really want to draw attention to it," says Nate, which is a pseudonym. Vox granted him anonymity to speak for this story for obvious reasons, as we did all of the workers interviewed.
Strongly suspecting that a certain person isn't doing much, or not nearly enough to fill up what is ostensibly an eight-hour day, seems to be a near-universal work experience. Many people have also, at some point in time, been that less-than-occupied worker. Sometimes, it's intentional. Other times, like in Nate's case, that's just how the corporate cards have been dealt.
These jobless employed are a persistent presence in the working world, their existence a bug that's become a feature. There's a percentage of every job that's bullshit, and in their case, that's 90 percent, minimum.
"It's not good for the culture. It can engender huge resentment from the person's colleagues, especially if they themselves are overworked, and you do see that combination a lot," says Alison Green, a career columnist and expert who runs the website Ask a Manager. "It also raises questions for people about whoever is supposed to be managing that person. Are they incompetent? Do they suck at managing?"
Nate doesn't think his boss or anyone is really aware of the problem — his company laid off hundreds of workers earlier this year, and he made it through. He shows up at office social events once a month to put in face-time and is generally well-liked. He's read stories about companies tracking remote workers to make sure they're actually working but feels pretty confident his company isn't. "If we did," he says, "I don't think I'd be employed."
So for now, like many people, his jobless employment status continues. And he's not alone.
Hanging out, 9 to 5
Reporting for this story, I spoke with multiple people who are essentially funemployed, or at least one meaning of it, who sit around at work all day with very little to do. What was most surprising was that many did not exactly love the situation and felt somewhat conflicted.
Take Charlie, a data scientist at a financial company. For his first few years at the firm, he was pretty busy, but after his last promotion about five years ago, his workload has dwindled. He's not super motivated to change the situation, though he worries this will ultimately be detrimental to his career. "I feel like I'm falling behind," he says. "I definitely want to move to a different company, and I'm hopeful that when I do that, my work and my mindset will change."
The Thursday and Friday prior, he worked from home and "literally did not do a second of work." The following week, on a day he was working from the office, he read two chapters of his novel and took a small nap. The day we spoke, he took the call — which was about how he wasn't working — from his office. "Whenever I work from home, it's easier to go work from my couch or lay down or do whatever, go on my PC a little bit. Even in my office here, and actually today there are a bunch of people for some reason, but it's normally pretty empty. It's not like I have the peer pressure of people working around me," he says.
Charlie's company cut workers this year, but he wasn't really worried about it one way or the other. "I almost wish that I could get laid off and have a generous severance package," he says. "That wouldn't be the worst thing in the world."
One engineer told me he's enjoying the freedom of having an incredibly light workload, but he knows it won't go on forever. He also has to be intentional about keeping up his skill set so he doesn't get too rusty. "I forget how to do stuff that I knew how to do," he says. One government affairs representative says she completes the work for her eight-hour shift in two to three hours each day, which, again, is nice, but is also unsettling. "I get paid," she says, "but I feel useless and like I could be doing more."
Green believes it's not uncommon for people in these jobless employment situations to have complicated feelings about it. They feel guilty, or they get bored, or they're paranoid they'll get caught. "They worry that at some point someone's going to notice," she says.
To be sure, not everyone feels bad. Tom, who works in sales, appears to be a bit of an expert in getting paid for work he's not doing. His boss at his last job forgot to inform HR that he'd quit, so he collected a paycheck from the company for a while before anyone figured it out. Now, at his new job, the company doesn't even know where he's based — he's in the United Kingdom, they think he's in Kentucky — and there's minimal oversight. "I'm able to slip through the cracks most of the time," he says. If someone asks what he did over the weekend, he'll say he went to the Kentucky Derby or something, because he doesn't want anyone getting suspicious.
He works commission and, suffice it to say, rarely meets or exceeds sales targets. So when he's looking for jobs, he adjusts accordingly. "I search for jobs with the highest and most generous base salary for obvious reasons," he says. He's not losing sleep over his ruse — he says his mental health is great. "I've tried at work before, and it just wasn't worth it."
From the outside, it can be a little hard to square how to feel about this. On the one hand, if someone's getting a paycheck and doing very little, it's sort of a good-for-them scenario. On the other hand, it can engender resentment, especially among their colleagues who aren't so oblivious to what's going on.
"These people are often kind of gadflies, they're hanging around the coffee machine, they're stopping by people's desks, and they become the subject of urban legends a little bit," says Joseph Fuller, a professor of management practice at Harvard Business School. "It's a phenomenon that's been widely witnessed, let's put it that way."
Pretty much everybody has at least one person at work where they look at them and think, "Seriously, what in the world does that guy even do? And how does no one notice???" It can be even more baffling when those people keep advancing, which they often do. Promoting the incompetent has been a thing for a long time.
Blame the boss
There are endless reasons why people at work wind up with little, if anything, to do. Maybe the project they were hired for is no longer a priority, or the tasks they were in charge of, by and large, are now being handled by technology. Maybe they never should have been hired in the first place, or they were brought on board too soon. Maybe they're super fast at their jobs, or they're really good at being secretly lazy, hiding in plain sight.
Whatever the context, the boss is often to blame. The biggest component of how this happens is poor management.
"You get managers who are either so disengaged that they truly are oblivious to the situation, they're so disconnected from the work that they don't have any sense of what the person is or isn't doing or results they should be getting that they're not getting," Green says, "or you get a manager who does have a general sense of it that is so passive and nonconfrontational that they can't bring themselves to do anything about it."
It may be the case that someone's manager is cut — part of why laying off middle managers can be a problem — so they don't have a real direct boss anymore who knows what they're supposed to do. Perhaps their new boss is too swamped to pay attention, or they just don't really care as long as the company's making money. It might also be the case that their boss, new or old, isn't doing much, either.
Bobby, an engineer at a tech company who's been sitting on his hands for about a year, says his supervisor seems really busy with meetings, so he doesn't think he has much time to notice beyond some vague conversations about "utilization" every once in a while. "I feel like his plate is full, unless he's doing a similar trick where he has the appearance of motion," he says. "I haven't drilled into it, but it's always in the back of my mind. Is he really working as hard as he says he is?"
Bobby was brought on too soon — the division he was hired for wasn't even remotely close to needing engineers to do actual work. So he spends his day doing research and development for his own tech projects. When he doesn't feel like doing anything, he goes hiking or swimming or plays video games and watches movies. He gets to spend more time with his kids.
"It's like being on vacation all the time, with occasional scrambling to do a thing, then doing the thing for a couple of hours, then going back to the rest of my life," he says. "Even though I feel guilty about it sometimes … it's not really my job to tell a multinational company how to run a business or manage their employees."
The experts concur. "At the end of the day, it's the company's responsibility, the leader's responsibility, to manage their workforce and know who's doing what and where and what's the output," says Bryan Creely, the career coach who coined the term "quiet quitting."
Change is hard, even when companies need to change
As much as the private sector is supposed to be able to move fast and adjust, that's just not the case. Change isn't easy. Sometimes, a position just exists because it always has. Certain processes have certain roles in them, and nobody wants to take the time to scrutinize whether those roles are still needed.
Fuller, the Harvard professor, offered up a hypothetical example. "There's a checker to check checkers, and we don't need that anymore, but there's a position called 'Check Checker,' and we've always had one. It's on the succession plan, it's on the promotion path," he says. "The process that person is in and the job they're in is an artifact of the way the process was designed, the way the budget was set, the assumptions about how the process works as opposed to how it actually works."
A lot of white-collar work is related to risk aversion and having several eyes on decisions or processes, so there is some kind of built-in excess capacity by design. It's a margin of safety, even though said margin can be excessive. Whether or not leaders know that, adjusting can be harder than leaving things as is.
"Managers may well realize they're not using their staff well, but whether they do or they don't, it just gets really hard to change those processes without somebody making that their priority," says Carrie Bulger, a Quinnipiac University psychology professor who specializes in industrial-organizational psychology. "If it doesn't feel like it's broken, then no one's going to make noise about fixing it."
There's no way to say, "Hey, I'm just chilling, or I think the guy over there is"
Remote work makes it easier to get away with not doing much because there's no one looking over your shoulder to see what's happening. It also makes it more palatable — you can find a lot more ways to entertain yourself during the day from your house than you can from your cubicle. Still, bosses should be able to tell the difference, wherever a worker is located. "If you have managers who know how to manage effectively … it shouldn't be any easier for someone to slack off," Green says.
Being in the office does not guarantee you're working, either. People slacking off on the job long predates remote work.
Marty, a policy analyst at a federal agency, goes into the office every day, though he generally stays until about 2 pm — his boss doesn't come in often, anyway. He uses his extra time to practice music and read. He and his colleagues, many of whom are also bored, will sometimes pick research papers to discuss to pass the time.
He's not concerned someone will notice what he's up to because he can just close his office door. Plus, he's got a mouse jiggler. "What's ironic is that I'm seen as the high performer on the team, and I'm also confused," he says. "I think it's because they're also just making up stuff to do as well."
To the extent that this is an issue that needs fixing — which is debatable — there aren't any easy answers. Experts say it is generally a bad idea to rat out a colleague who's not doing work unless it's really impacting you, and it can be a very bad idea to rat out yourself. You can try, but it's tough.
"If you go in and say, 'Hey, I'm underutilized right now,' you're basically putting a target on your back," Creely says. "It sounds good on paper — you get paid to do nothing — but especially if you're not well-connected, eventually that's going to come to an end."
Tom has no plans to alert his employer to his circumstances, nor is he super concerned about what his habit of picking up workless jobs will mean for his career. People would be surprised to see how easy it is to get positive references from other departments when it's time to move on to the next job, and he really doesn't think anyone has picked up on what's going on. "I don't think I've ever really occupied one minute of somebody's headspace," he says. "As long as you're nice and polite and can manage to forward the right things to the right people."
So now they're implementing TFA (two factor authentication) at work when using VPN. Like everything else Main ITS does, this was not completely thought out. First off, several of us got a "Final Warning" email on Wednesday advising us that we hadn't set up our PINs and that this needed to be done because this was going into effect the following day.
Excuse me? FINAL NOTICE?! This is the first I've heard of this!
When word got back to them that no one had received any previous notification, they backed off and said implementation would be postponed until next week. Gee, thanks!
They held a zoom meeting for all departmental I.T. staff yesterday morning and walked everyone through setting this up, creating PINs, downloading the app onto your phone, etc.
Someone brought up a very salient point: what if a user doesn't have a cell phone? (I mean, it's rare, but there are people who aren't on the grid.) "Uh…we'll get back to you on that. Let's move on."
So yeah. While I had no trouble setting it up for my use, two of my colleagues were unable to create the initial PIN number.
Needless to say, Monday is going to be interesting a clusterfuck because as of 4:30 pm on Friday, no enterprise-wide email had gone out to inform the unwashed masses of this imminent change or what they needed to do to set it up.
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Some Monday Thoughts
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Back in the Office After 12 Days Away
nOBoDy WaNtS tO wORk
Or do companies simply not want to hire?
According to Clarify Capital, a small-business-loan provider, a survey of more than 1,000 hiring managers last summer, 27% reported having job postings up for more than four months. Half of those surveyed admitted they advertised job postings that they weren't actively trying to fill, saying they kept the ads up to give the impression their companies were growing. One-third of the managers who said they advertised jobs they weren't trying to fill said they kept the listings up to placate overworked emplovees.
Scumbags.
So despite what the corporate megalopolis may want you to believe, COVID really did change the labor landscape in this country. This are never—and I repeat never—going back to the way things were prior to spring 2020. It may not be the work-from-home paradise so many of us were enjoying, but it's not going to be returning to the 5 day a week 8-5 grind in a corporate cubicle either.
Monday
It's Always the Same Dozen Fuckers
A Rant
It doesn't matter where I work. There are always a dozen users—excuse me, customers—that generate 90% of all the trouble tickets that come in. And they're always whiners.
I don't know if these people are just plain stupid (admittedly I do wonder how some of them dress themselves without assistance), are too lazy to even devote one iota of brain power to solving a problem on their own, or simply don't give a fuck, but I let out an audible sigh every time their names appear in the queue—which is daily.
I often wonder how my life would've been had I stayed in architecture.
Acquaintance in 1998: "You're so good at this computer stuff you should do it for a living."
Me in 2023: Fuck you, David.
"We're Just Not Hiring the Right People"
Monday
Whenever I'm in the Office
Friday
Today was my first day back at work after being out all week with a particularly nasty bout of bronchitis. One of the joys of being married to an educator is the gifts they invariably bring home from the little walking bags of pus they call their students.
A trip to urgent care, an antihistamine that knocks me on my ass, and halfway through a z-pack later, I finally felt good enough to drag myself into the office today. One of my colleagues took a personal discretionary (i.e. mental health) day, and another is out (or at least working from home) for an unspecified length of time that may range as long as 4-6 weeks to care for his wife that had brain surgery last week. Good times!
My boss was naturally glad to hear that I was returning, because he had been hoping to take the afternoon off to spend some time with his son who is on spring break. And Elphaba gets very upset if there's no one in the office—even though everyone may be working.
I was greeted by 215 emails, 98% of which were totally irrelevent and quickly "marked as read." For better or worse, we are a good team, and when one or more of us is out, the others pitch in to keep the wheels of gub'mint turning.
But enough about that.
Warning: Geek Rant Ahead
As I mentioned earlier, I'm on a new liquid antihistamine that—while it does work quite well—is also prescribed as a sedative, a sleep-aid, and an anti-psychotic. I missed taking my first dose, but took one last night and its after-effects lingered all day. By mid afternoon I wanted nothing more than to go home and crawl into bed and nap.
Unfortunately, as my boss was leaving for the day he mentioned that a user was coming down at 4 pm to drop off her laptop for reimaging. It had some strange Office shit going on, and after all of us had looked at it and couldn't get it running correctly we decided to nuke it from orbit. "It's the only way to be sure."
"Since you leave at 4:30, just get the imaging started and let it run. I'll have Chris finish it up on Monday since you and I are both WFH then."
Of course the bitch shows up late—without the power brick. "Don't you have any spares?" she asked. "Not for that model, and it takes a very specific wattage."
I could almost hear her mutter "Fuck me" under her breath as she went back upstairs to retrieve the power brick. She returned several minutes later with her docking station and it's power brick (which has a barrel-type connector and not a USB-C). "Weren't you given a separate power brick to carry with you when you take this home?" "No, I just take the dock home with me."
Well, fuck me. These Dell 5570s require a special 130-watt brick, and while I had one, it was already in use imaging a different 5570. I told her thank you and said I would make it work.
She walked off and I interrupted the other image process and used the power supply on this machine. I recoiled when opening the lid; it was another one of those laptops that had obviously been used at home as an impromptu Hor d'oeuvres tray. Out came canned air and the Clorox wipes.
At this point it was nearly 4:30 and I knew I wouldn't be getting out of there any time soon. I plugged the rest of the connectors in and booted into the USB stick that would connect to the imaging server and start the process. I was inputting the required information and realized she hadn't left her password and I didn't know if she'd run the backup script that stores all her data and settings from the machine on her network share. So I backed out, rebooted, and logged in with my credentials to see if she had the script on her desktop; that would tell me she'd done it.
Simultaneously I texted my boss and asked if he'd backed her up when he was working on this and he said he had, but that he had to direct everything to her OneDrive because she didn't have a network share.
"Why does that set all my alarm bells off?" I asked.
"There's a copy of the backup folder on the c-drive as well," he said.
Yeah, but if I wipe and reimage the machine that will disappear as well.
So I went back to my own laptop and created a network share for this bitch (because that's where the restore script will pull from, not some nebulous place on her OneDrive) and physically copied the contents of that c-drive backup folder over to it.
It took nearly 30 minutes. Nearly 60 gigabytes worth of crap. Yeah, she's one of our engineers so she has every program under the sun installed—and because she had no network share, all that data was stored locally, but she is also one of these folks who seems to think her workstation is also her personal computer. Yeah, I saw lots of file names flash by during the transfer of things that should definitely not be on a work computer.
At around 5 pm the transfer was complete. I power cycled the computer and booted into the USB stick. About four steps in, I realized that I'd mistyped the computer name. This is something that could've been "fixed in post" as they say, but it was easier to do it then before the process started.
Except…while I could click on the clear-field button, now I wasn't able to type anything new into the name field. I thought that was odd, so I backed out to the previous step and tried again. Same thing happened. I powered down completely and powered the machine back up. I pressed F12 to get into the startup options menu to select the USB stick and…nothing. The machine booted into the previously installed O/S. After trying this several times, it wouldn't even get that far, giving me the message "Something went wrong," and gave me the dreaded blue screen. I rebooted again. Still no response from the keyboard.
Fuck. Me. The damn keyboard had died or fried—probably from one of the dozens of crumbs that I had removed.
By this point it was past 5:20 pm, and already physically spent, I said to hell with it and powered it down. Bitch ain't gonna get it back on Monday, that's for sure. I packed up, got the hell outta there and then hit 15 out of 18 stop lights red on the commute home. Because of course.
Because It's True
Back into the Office Today
Monday
I Have Three Users Who Immediately Come to Mind
So True
I Had to Do It
I have to laugh every time I install the SAP client on a PC at work, because the image above is from the installer's splash screen. Having been in that situation at work—trying to get something done while ignoring the yammering user who is right in my face—more times than I care to recall, I know exactly what the blond chick is thinking. So I had to make a little addition: