I Love Chelsea…
Two Girls One Cup
Hold My Beer
I Approve of This Message
Expect to Self Rescue. No One is Coming.
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It's Good to Have Friends
As If We Didn't Already Have Reason Enough To Hate This Fucking Year
If Watching For All Mankind" Has Taught Me One Thing
Somewhere Today…
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Hey Abe…
Hey Daddy…
Who Wants Cake?
Notice Anything?
Sunday Sacrelige
365 Days of UNF: Day 212
I'm Not Holding My Breath
Why Do You Think I'm Always in a Hat?!
Fuck This Shit. Teachers Deserve Better.
In My Day…
In my day (at least until my best friend moved to California) it was "Do you wanna spend the night at my house and eat pizza and make Creepy Crawlers?"
OKAY BOOMER.
You Need 17 Reasons?!
The Real Culprits…
A Little Reminder for Those in the Back…
Just Think About This For a Moment…
From Douglas Adams, author of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
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- Anything this is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.
- Anything that's invented you're between fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.
- Anything invented after you're 35 is against the natural order of things.
It's Not Over Yet. Not by a Long Shot.
Please wear a mask: So the CDC wanted local jurisdictions to make their own call about mask mandates, but local jurisdictions have thrown their hands up and decided that since the CDC doesn't have any firm rules, they won't take a stand. But even in the wild, wild west that is pandemic summer #3, health experts urge you to mask up.
Why wear a mask? Because we are fucked if we do not. Everyone and their mother caught one of those pesky subvariants, and, according to the LA Times, we are looking at a "mass disabling event"—and we all know how the bosses treat people with disabilities under capitalism. Now (and always) is a good time to read up on disability activism before we all have to fight the capitalists to let us survive even if we cannot work in the ways society sees as most valuable.
The other plague: The feds are giving the whole country 786,000 more Monkeypox vaccines. Not to undersell the severity of the Monkeypox situation, but it does give me comfort that we already have a vaccine for this shit. Like, with COVID-19, we just raw-dogged for a year, and honestly when I think of how much painful, unnecessary death the state sanctioned, I want to vomit.
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