Oh SNAP!
No Fucks to Give, Sorry Not Sorry
What the Last Five—and Especially the Last Two—Years Have Shown Me
Am I Right or What?
No Lies Detected
A Gentle Reminder
No Lie Detected
Kind of Surprising Coming from Home Depot
Just Because
If Only Someone Had Said That To Him…
Gawd I Needed This!
This song is bringing me such unbridled joy; the likes of which I haven’t felt in years. Tears streaming down my cheeks!
And here’s the extended mix for those so inclined…
Teh St00pid, It Burns
From Second Nexus:
GOP Senator Proves She Has No Idea What the Constitution Says With Mind-Numbing ‘Abortions’ Tweet
Throughout the Senate Judiciary Committee’s hearings this week to consider Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson’s historic nomination to the Supreme Court of the United States, far-right Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee has interrogated Jackson with some of the hearings’ most incendiary questions.
On the first day of hearings, Blackburn suggested Blackburn’s “personal hidden agenda” was to embed critical race theory into the American legal system. On the second day, Blackburn demanded Jackson define the word “woman” and suggested she was soft on child pornographers. All the while, the Senator heaped praise on Jackson’s family and composure.
On Twitter, Blackburn’s opposition to Jackson’s appointment was even less restrained. The Senator’s timeline has offered a steady stream of quips decrying Jackson’s near-inevitable appointment to the Supreme Court.
One such criticism attempted to discredit the idea that Americans have a right to an abortion, or rather, a right not to bear children.
Blackburn erroneously cited the Constitution.
The Constitution grants us rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness – not abortions.
— Sen. Marsha Blackburn (@MarshaBlackburn) March 23, 2022
Blackburn insisted to her followers that “The Constitution grants us rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness — not abortions.”
There’s just one problem: the famous phrase “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” isn’t in the Constitution—the document that forms the basis of government in the United States and the document that created Blackburn’s very position. Those words are from the Declaration of Independence, the letter wherein the 13 original colonies unanimously asserted their rationale for breaking from Britain, citing its disregard for “self-evident” truths that governments must recognize to warrant the consent of the governed.
For many Americans, it’s been a long time since a civics or American history class. But for a Senator on the Senate Judiciary Committee tasked with considering the nomination of a historic Supreme Court appointment?
Social media users thought Blackburn should’ve known better, and they were quick to point out the error.
No, it doesn’t.
You’re quoting the Declaration of Independence.#ReadTheConstitution https://t.co/23GnK0Rr9L
— Dr. Joanne Freeman (@jbf1755 on lots o’ platforms) (@jbf1755) March 24, 2022
Imagine being a US Senator trying to come for one of the most qualified Supreme Court nominees, but you don’t know the difference between the Declaration of Independence and the US Constitution.
Confirm Judge #KetanjiBrownJackson & end this circus that the GOP is creating. https://t.co/u7my9Ubgxt
— Shevrin “Shev” Jones (@ShevrinJones) March 24, 2022
Knowing the difference between the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution should be a basic prerequisite to serving in Congress. https://t.co/ZTPiK0HA4K
— VoteVets (@votevets) March 24, 2022
You would think that after nearly 20 years in Congress a person would at least know the difference between the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, but here we are… https://t.co/b25VvmWRdO
— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) March 24, 2022
Who’s going to tell her that line is actually from the Declaration of Independence & does *not* appear anywhere in the U.S. Constitution? ???? https://t.co/oiWR1Hc07t
— Kate Kelly (@Kate_Kelly_Esq) March 24, 2022
In Oregon, kids in eighth grade learn the difference between the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. Senator Blackburn is welcome to audit an Oregon eighth grade US history class to improve her understanding of American civics. https://t.co/IvEZeXVEGm
— Nicholas Kristof (@NickKristof) March 24, 2022
But it wasn’t just the conflation of documents that sparked reactions, it was the entire premise of Blackburn’s argument.
setting aside the amusingly worrisome fact that she’s actually quoting the Declaration of Independence, i for one consider bodily autonomy to be the right to all three of those things. ????????♀️ https://t.co/I9thHEUz5D
— ???????????????????????? (@mxashleynicole) March 24, 2022
let’s put aside constitution vs DoI for a sec… still an asinine comment (whether you’re pro choice or not.) https://t.co/HzFmDLEDvL
— Monica Lewinsky (she/her) (@MonicaLewinsky) March 24, 2022
Besides the obvious wrong document, liberty is literally “the state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority”
Sooo yeah, the right to abortions is part of that… https://t.co/rKDPRnTx23
— Dan Parrish (@drdanmd) March 24, 2022
Today marks the final day of Judge Jackson’s confirmation hearings, after which the Senate Judiciary Committee is expected to advance her nomination to the Senate floor.
At First I Thought, “HOW?!” and Then Immediately, “Not At All Surprising.”
And Tucker Carlson’s, and Mitch McConnell’s, and…
365 Days of UNF: Day 83
Bumpity Bump!
Vintage Audio Pr0n
Putin’s Always Watching
This video is two years old, and even then Russians were sick of the dictator.
YouTube description: “A Russian prankster glued a massive portrait of President Vladimir Putin to the inside of a residential elevator. He then placed a camera in the elevator to record people’s reactions. Some of the reactions were incredulous, others were angry, but all were hilarious.”
Scenes From a Road Trip: White Sands
Though White Sands was one of the main destinations on our itinerary, we almost didn’t stop. We’d just come over the Sacramento Mountains where we were alternately fighting rain and snow flurries, and it seemed more storms were heading in our direction from the west—something guaranteed to spoil any photographic hopes we’d had. But not knowing when we’d be this way again, at the last minute we said fuck it, and—deciding to risk the whims of the weather—made the turnoff to the National Park.
I’m so glad we did. Of all the times we’ve visited White Sands, this time I think we got some of the best pictures ever.
Just as I’d done with Anderson when he was new, I wanted some glamor shots of Rabbit in the sands…even though—much like his daddy—he’s no longer new at all.


The picnic enclosures in the park always reminded me of the sand ships from the 1980 production of Ray Bradbury’s The Martian Chronicles (starring Rock Hudson, no less)—even though I know in actuality they look nothing like them.
And that’s all folks! We overnighted in Deming, stopped in Tucson for lunch, and were back home by mid-afternoon! Total miles traveled on our little adventure: 1445.
Scenes From a Road Trip: Decay
Another perk of having diverted through Roswell is it gave me an opportunity to rephotograph one of the hundreds of abandoned and decomposing structures along the New Mexico highways that I stopped for in 2000.
This little fixer-upper is located at 33° 20′ 24.4″ N, 105° 4′ 27.98″ W, on the north side of State Route 380/US-70 west of Roswell.




I wanted to recapture this building since when I first stumbled upon it I’d taken most of the photos with a crappy Sony Mavica digital camera (the one that had the 3-1/2″ floppy drive for storage) and the resolution was abysmal. Even the shots I took with my 35mm film SLR weren’t what I was hoping for. So it was time for a do-over.
Amazing what 22 years of technology—and constant exposure to the elements can do.


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