As Cheetolini prepares to assume office with the worst approval rating of any incoming president in the last hundred years, I thought it might be a good time to point out some awful things that are actually more popular than the incoming dictator.
Nickelback
Hair Gropenführer lost to the internationally reviled band by 5 points.
Used Car Salesmen
The jerk who sold you your last lemon gained 6 more points than the Cheeto-in-Chief
Traffic Jams
People preferred being stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic over Pumpkin Pinochet by 7 points.
Hipsters
The Tangerine Nutsack went head to head with this frequently loathed population and lost by 7 points.
DMV
We all hate the DMV, but people polled hate the Human-Toupee Hybrid more—by 10 points.
Root Canals
The painful dental procedure was preferred over The Walking Can of Cheese Whiz by 11 points.
Jury Duty
People would rather be forced to give up their time and pay check than live in a nation ruled by Fuckface Von Clownstick, who fell behind this unpleasantry by a whopping 22 points. Welcome to Hell, folks.
Lice
The poll by Public Policy Polling shows that Trumplethinskin lost out to lice by 26 points. Ouch.
Cockroaches
These famously disgusting, disease-carrying bugs score a higher rating than the Mandarin Manchurian Candidate. Fortunately, we know that at least the cockroaches will survive any of the various Trumpocalypses in our darker timelines.
Hemorrhoids
Apparently The Short-Fingered Vulgarian is less desirable than a pain in the butt.
Finance Industry
Wall Street's disapproval rating is 3 points lower than The Nacho Nazi.
Genghis Khan
People actually view the ruler of the Mongol hoard more favorably than The Mangled Apricot Hellbeast. A telling statistic.
But it's not all bad news for the PEOTUS. He does still manage to beat infamous cult leader/serial murderer Charles Manson. So, chin(s) up Donald, there's no place to go but up.