Just Because

"I know it's stinking up the car, but there's an extra pound of catnip in the deal if you don't tell the cops about the body in the trunk."

Things to Call People You Dislike

  • easy bake oven
  • expired coupon
  • spam email
  • wet sock
  • squeaky grocery cart
  • inconvenient fire drill
  • cold bowl of soup
  • itchy sweater
  • unnecessary movie sequel
  • overdraft bank fee
  • crying baby on a plane
  • wobbly table
  • sun glare when I'm driving just before sunset and I have to put my sun visor down because I forgot my sunglasses but I'm still really uncomfortable and it's just a big hassle all around
  • donald trump

I especially like easy bake oven and expired coupon.