FOR. THE. WIN.
"NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small." ~ Sam Biederman, NYC Parks spokesman, upon removing the life-size, naked Trump statue from Union Square Park
Bitch.
Just Because
Don't even ask…
Gawd, I Needed That!
Hilarious!
You Know, He Does Have a Point…
I Hate When That Happens
Well That Explains It
Family Values
"And then we'll put the body…
…in the same hole she's digging!"
Propane and Propane Accessories
Yup.
Retro
It's also easier when you have eyes.
Regan Stop, You're Going to Make Yourself Dizzy!
Yup, Still There
Just Because
"I know it's stinking up the car, but there's an extra pound of catnip in the deal if you don't tell the cops about the body in the trunk."
Things to Call People You Dislike
- easy bake oven
- expired coupon
- spam email
- wet sock
- squeaky grocery cart
- inconvenient fire drill
- cold bowl of soup
- itchy sweater
- unnecessary movie sequel
- overdraft bank fee
- crying baby on a plane
- wobbly table
- sun glare when I'm driving just before sunset and I have to put my sun visor down because I forgot my sunglasses but I'm still really uncomfortable and it's just a big hassle all around
- donald trump
I especially like easy bake oven and expired coupon.
"Oh Look, George…
…it glows in the dark!
Submitted Without Comment
I Knew She Was A Pushy Bottom
The Highlight Of My Day
I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this, knowing Ben and his students…
Sorry.
I couldn't resist.
We Never Just Talk Anymore
Never Underestimate the Power of the Old Ones
Nailed It
Caption This
Always Worth Reposting
Bitch, Please
You're not even looking.
Geek Humor
Always Worth Reposting
It's been a while, so here goes…