Category: Humor

…that all poltergeist activity has been eradicated. This house is clean!"

"We really need to have that boy looked at."

…her pikachu just winked at me!"

It wasn't that Jack disapproved of Jack Jr.'s lifestyle and his wife's and mother-in-law's wholehearted encouragement in helping him find himself. It was the fact that they insisted on buying his clothes at the ritziest department store on Main Street that got his goat.

Surprisingly, it is.

…is where I watch my stories; my dirty, dirty stories."

…that's a swell idea, but I've already got a fisting party with Fred, Arthur, Bill and Joe booked that night."

Yes, I am going to hell.

"For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged."
"In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size?"
"Exactly."
"He vould have an enormous Schwanzstücker."
"That goes without saying."
"Voof."
"He's going to be very popular."

If you don't know the where that reference came from, go away and never darken these hallowed halls again.

These came up on my Tumblr dashboard in this order. It was amusing.