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Trump supporters generally only go to rallies so Trump can explain to them who's to blame for the fact that they hate their own lives." ~ Bill Palmer

Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I'm entering," said Snow White.

After half an hour she came out and they asked her, "Well, how did you do?"

"First place," said Snow White.

They continued walking and saw a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," said Superman.

After half an hour he returned and they asked him, "How did you make out?"

"First place," answered Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continued walking and saw another sign: "Contest! Who is the Greatest Liar in the World?"

Pinocchio said, "This is mine."

Half an hour later he returned with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is Donald Trump?" sobbed Pinocchio.

…is it wrong that Adam Kinzinger gives me very impure thoughts?

Can you imaging what deep shit we'd be in if these people were actually intelligent?

"A loving parent will lock you in the basement for the rest of your life if you don't behave."

See how that sounds?

 

…send me junk mail that comes with a postage-paid return envelope.

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Isn't it?