Shower Thoughts

There's most likely a dimension where Freddie Mercury never died and went on to make even more amazing Queen hits that we'll never get to hear.

Shower Thoughts

When the CDC tells people to throw out their lettuce everyone rushes to do it. But when the CDC tells people to vaccinate their kids it's a giant conspiracy and we shouldn't listen to them.

Also…

Shower Thoughts

Shoppers will push a cart all over a store for hours but then leave it in the middle of the parking lot because it's too far to walk it back to the store—or even a half dozen parking spots to the cart paddock.

Shower Thoughts

The chance of you dying on the way to cash in a winning lottery ticket is probably greater than your chance of winning it in the first place.

Shower Thoughts

Denying that aliens exist because no one can can verify that anyone has actually seen any is like dipping a cup in the ocean and then saying whales don't exist because they're aren't any in the cup.