Shower Thoughts

For a lot of people, Windows is like that dude in a group of friends who isn't exactly intolerable, but they only hang out with because they think Apple is stuck up and Linux is a loner.

Shower Thoughts

The smell of cotton candy has gone from, "There Must Be A Carnival Nearby" to "Who's The Douche Who's Vaping?"

Shower Thoughts

It's odd how we define laundry. Clothes become laundry when they're taken off and put in a basket. They remain laundry until they're washed, dried and put away and then they become clothes again.

Shower Thoughts

When people talk about time-traveling into the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but rarely does anyone in the present think that they can radically change the future in the same way.

Shower Thoughts

Small dogs who aren't big enough to look out of the car windows must think that it's a magic teleportation device. You go in, it shakes and then you're at a new place.

I was thinking this the other day while driving the doggies to and from their spa day…

Shower Thoughts

Attending church is like going to one big book club meeting where everyone listens to someone try and interpret what the author really meant.

Shower Thoughts

15 years ago, "phone" referred to your home phone and you had to say "cell phone" to clarify your mobile device. Now "phone" refers to mobile and you have to say "home phone" to clarify your home phone.