Shower Thoughts

It's Sunday morning, and last night someone (probably hundreds of someones) had a first date with someone else. They don't know it yet, but they have met the one they will fall in love with, marry and raise a family. They have met the one they will stay with till "death do they part." But they don't know this yet. It was just a first date.

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In this "Age of Information," you'd think there'd be a lot less stupid people. But it seems access to the Internet and humanity's amassed knowledge is just allowing them to broadcast their stupidity from the rooftops.

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Because I'm so lazy, I work as hard and as fast as I can at work just so I can be lazy for as long as possible everyday.

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Equifax's hackers weren't the first to steal my info; Equifax itself took it without my permission a long time ago.

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Washing machines should have a reservoir tank where I can pour in a whole jug of detergent and have it automatically dispense the correct amount for every load—and then automatically flush the whole system of old detergent if it's below a certain level in the tank when it does a self-clean cycle.

Because 'murika!

A large portion of the population is about to have permanent eye damage.

If the last two years have taught me anything, it's that a huge portion of the United States population is dumber than a box of rocks, and will do something contrary to what they're told, especially if the person telling them is actually someone who knows what they're talking about.

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The Internet was created to share information, but has devolved into a propaganda distribution and misinformation platform.

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Owning a pet is (usually) only a fraction of a human's life. In contrast, to that pet, you are, and always will be the whole world to them.

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As soon as you think, "Maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow morning," you're already screwed.