Yeah, but that family still has access to the nuclear codes, and I'm not sure there's anyone in the chain of command who would stand up and say no if the raccoon family decided to start WWIII...
Pour one out for Preznit Fuckwit. He’s going through some things right now.
No, strike that — pour them all out for Preznit Fuckwit. He’s going through everything right now. Donny knows that come January, once the Democratic majorities are sworn in, his life is going to totally fucking suck — and he’s having a rather hard time coping.
Boo fucking hoo.
The rabid family of coked-up raccoons that live inside Dear Leader’s fat, waterlogged skull were seriously working overtime yesterday morning, chewing through all the wires. Donny was wide awake and panic-posting around 5am, shitting out increasingly-deranged lunacy onto his crappy app. Every grudge and grievance got a good airing out.
And oh, look — Donny’s accusing-confessing again.
The Democrat Party, lead by one of the most Corrupt and anti-American groups of political leaders and hacks in the history of our Country, and even the World, is doing everything in their power to get away from MASSIVE BLUE STATE CORRUPTION by saying, over and over again, that the Trump Administration is corrupt. It is a sound bite that they viciously use, over and over again, in order to nullify the TREMENDOUS & UNPRECEDENTED theft that has taken place in our Blue States - Minnesota, California, and others, all over the U.S.A. I, perhaps foolishly because the Fake News refuses to write about it, including in my First Term, don’t even take a Salary, worth Millions of Dollars. I am the only President to have done so! In any event, THE DEMOCRATS ARE CORRUPT AND EVIL, and I am the exact opposite! Fight hard, Republicans, or you won’t have a Country left! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Corrupty McCorruptionface says what?
Next year, Democrats are going to have a field day, looking into Dear Leader’s malfeasance. Just off the top of my head, there’s the selling of pardons, the insider trading, the crypto scams, the market manipulation, and the doling out of massive defense contracts to his felonious failsons.
And the only thing Donny can say in his own defense is ‘I know you are, but what am I?’
Oh, and he’s still sending out Muggsy Blanche to issue vague (and illegal) threats.
Q: Trump said Liz Cheney should go to jail and Adam Schiff should go to prison, he declared Barack Obama of treason. What legal standard are you applying to distinguish what they say and what the president says?
BLANCHE: There can come a point when a criticism becomes a threat and when a threat becomes something criminal.
Holy shit, Blanche really is the tiny mobster from the Bugs Bunny cartoons. Look at him. All he needs is the clownishly oversized hat.
Muggsy Blanche is so fucktacularly terrible at being an enforcer. There’s nothing whatsoever that’s intimidating about him. And he can only dance around the reporter’s question and avoid answering it, because as much as Donny wishes it were true, criticism of Dear Leader is not yet a hate crime in the US.
Never bring a Muggsy to a Constitution fight. He’s out of his depth. Just listen to Jamie Raskin serve him up a big slice of Fuck You Pie.
“The government cannot intimidate people because they exercise their First Amendment rights in a way that government officials don’t like. That’s ridiculous. Somebody should tell Todd Blanche and his team to get a Supreme Court decision called Steffel v. Thompson, which says it’s legally actionable to bring an injunction action against the government if the government is trying to scare you out of exercising your First Amendment rights and your Constitutional rights.
In our case, it’s not just that these members were exercising their Constitutional rights; they were exercising their constitutional duties. We have a duty, as the Article I preeminent branch of government, to conduct oversight operations of the entire government, as well as the economy and other things happening in society.”
Jaime, stop it. He’s already dead.
Here’s the thing that Donny and his few remaining loyalists haven’t yet figured out: nobody is afraid of him any more. He’s the lamest of ducks. The other day, when he started whining about the election results, it was Megyn Kelly — Little Miss Fear of a Black Santa herself — who told Donny to zip it.
Quack fucking quack, Dear Leader. Enjoy your ever-increasing irrelevance.
Look at this: even that strongly-worded-letter-writing milquetoast, Chuck Schumer, is getting all snarky with Donny.
I’m actually referring to your 30,000 stock trades (more than all Members of Congress combined), your Qatari-gifted luxury jet, your crypto scams, your Truth Social pay to play scheme, your billionaire-funded ballroom, your insurrectionist slush fund, and your pardons for big donors—just to name a few.
Meanwhile, Donny was still back at the White House, power-loading all the diapers.
Will the Seditious Six ever be prosecuted? What they did was a great violation to our Country and its Constitution! President DONALD J. TRUMP
The Seditious Six? Really? Donny is still whining about the six Congresspeople who put out that video reminding U.S. service members they have a duty to refuse illegal orders? That’s one of many bugs that are up Donny ass on this particular morning?
Well, allow me to answer Donny’s question. No, they will never be prosecuted. A Grand Jury declined to charge them, because they hadn’t committed any fucking crimes.
Got any other bright ideas, bro?
I have asked Vice President Vance to focus his complete and total attention on the Massive Corruption and Crime taking place in Democrat run Cities and States throughout the U.S. The Blue States, such as Minnesota, California, Illinois, and many more, are all poorly run, corrupt disasters.
Wait, seriously? Couchfuck McGee is now Donny’s corruption czar?
I’m loving this idea. I would pay good money to watch Couchfuck show up at the Minnesota State Capitol and go ‘so, how long have you been corrupt? HA HA, THAT’S GREAT.’
You’re such a bottomless well of amazing notions, Donny. What else ya got in the tank this morning?
Here we go again! With the perceived loss by the Republicans in the Midterms - I WAS NOT ON THE BALLOT- the INVASION of our Country is taking place again. Huge CARAVANS are forming and beginning their illegal march through Mexico. Many of the people in these Caravans are those that various countries don’t want - “Send them to America,” they say - But they will not be accepted! MEXICO MUST STOP THEM, NOW, and if they do not do so, the Tariffs on Mexico will be IMMEDIATELY DOUBLED. MEXICO, THE GOVERNOR OF TEXAS, THE VERY LIBERAL NEW GOVERNOR OF TEXAS, OUR GREAT BORDER PATROL, & ICE, HAVE BEEN SO INFORMED. There will be no leniency! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
Holy shit, he’s off his rocker. This is what happens when you live in a fact-free bubble and get all your information from Nosferatu McGoebbels and the Diaper Nurse.
What ‘perceived’ loss in the midterms? What is Donny yammering about? There was nothing ‘perceived’ about the ass-whupping that Donny’s party got. And caravans? Really? No, Donny, no. You’re supposed to fearmonger about imaginary caravans before the election, not after.
Dear Leader is bugfuck nuts, and he’s just getting worse. All this batshittery is just from the anticipation of the investigations that won’t ramp up until next year. What’s going to happen then? He’s going to completely lose his fucking mind, and god knows what he’s dumbfuckery he’s going to get up to. He’ll probably try to nuke the Capitol building.
This shit is unsustainable.
25th Amendment, let’s go. I’ll take my chances with the couch fucker.
It’s time for our Hero of the Day — and it’s none other than Democratic Senator Chris Van Hollen, who has announced he’s running to replace Chuck Schumer as Senate Majority Leader.
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In this election, Americans called on us to unrig an economy rigged against working people & fueled by political corruption.
To deliver, we need new leadership. This isn’t about any one person – it’s about answering that call.
That’s why I’m running for Senate Majority Leader.
Fuck yes. Absolutely.
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We need this. It’s time for the Democratic leadership to be younger and more progressive.
Yes, I know. Senator Van Hollen is 67 years old. That’s still younger than Chuck Schumer, who’s 75.
And he’s definitely more progressive.
Let’s do this.
this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:
practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.
to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.
we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.
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